Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

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#22032

like I said, anything but a 1 and I win

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#22033

I hope the fact that I posted this reflects well on me and you give me my deserved mental credit for it. I hope that having posted this improves my standing in a material way.

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#22034

not many people know this but theres a website which keeps track of the souls of every poster on the internet. and theyre all sorted in an exact hierarchy. and only those who are in the top 50% of posters go to heaven

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#22035

Oh yeah of course. Iā€™m used to being impressed by you. Me being impressed by you is the norm. I look up to you a lot and crave your approval. You used to like all of my posts, now you started to like them rarely, and when I get a like from you it feels like a really special occasion and I feel really happy. Earlier when you liked my groceries post I felt so proud of myself. This might be odd but Iā€™m electing to tell you the truth

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#22036

its called the great chain of being

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#22037

And this post will be the one to put me over the threshold into heaven. Unfortunately Litten has been knocked down out of the heaven zone by this post. And weā€™re both going to die in a chemical fire in five minutes

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#22038

:sob: everyone says im polarizedā€¦ grrrrrrrrrrrā€¦ im a real guy. real guys can wolf. im a ladies man

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#22039

this is very good

and also factually correct. why are you all laughing? if i was polarized why do people still scumread me when im town? kyubey is speaking factual truth here.

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#22040

22 which one of us was better

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#22041

I had a phase where I consciously elected to like fewer posts. I used to give mor elikes than I receive by a lot. But it reduced the purchasing power of my likes. I wanted to have likes of value

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#22042

My likes make people feel good I think not sure

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#22043

How does a litten like feel

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#22044

Whoā€™s Litten?

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#22045

some cat I possessed

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#22046

iā€™m actually in the upper quartile of posters but solely because i posted the new standard open setup

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#22047

i still need to find the new standard open setup. in a year where i made like almost no good jokes, the new standard open setup Holds Up

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#22048

in my opinion, yours. theyā€™re both good, but i can see myself writing yours word for word. iā€™ve never written the ā€œ0_0ā€ emoji may wrote. and i dont think may earnestly tried to roleplay as me there. i think she was more so going off by the previous post, and somewhat making fun of me from a third person pov. whereas i feel like you earnestly tried to imitate my mind from a 1st person pov with this one

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#22049

Iā€™m freezing to death send help

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#22050

MINE IS BETTER LOL MAY

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#22051

FUCK YOU FOR REAL

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