Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

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#22432

i consume food for fun

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#22433

it has never been a problem

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#22434

they wanted an adult in the qb room

(meanwhile the qb they replaced him with has led his new team to the playoffs for two straight years now and is entering mvp conversations)

#22435

american football is one of the sports of all time. i watched the jon bois kaderius toney videos and they drove me insane

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#22436

it felt like staring into a fucking abyss as i watched an obviously spectacularly talented man be repeatedly thrust into situations where he makes the worst mistakes humanly possible over and over again in front of everyone for absolutely no concievable benefit

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#22437

the best part is that since they were made kadarius toney got released from the chiefs, played a game for the browns as a punt returner, drew a penalty for throwing the football at some guyā€™s head after a fair catch, muffed another fair catch to the other team, and got released from the browns immediately afterwards

#22438

the kadarius toney fanclub grows ever smaller

#22439

i am aware and it makes that video even funnier. i think kadarius toney might genuinely be cursed

#22440

to be fair i think being on the same field as the steelers does this to a person

#22441

i donā€™t say that lightly because like. clearly a lot of these mistakes are His Fault, right. the curse is that he is always, without question, put into a position where he fucks up spcetacularly

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#22442

heā€™s the only person in the entire world for whom there is no option except perfection. Also he is a reciever who is bad at catching the ball but is good at almost every other part of being a reciever and that is fundamentally hilarious

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#22443

hi ella

#22444

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ā€œThe Bro Purgeā€

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#22445

i think giants draft picks besides saquon are just like this

#22446

hi willow iā€™m feeling little bits of dysphoria but iā€™m succesfully keeping them under control

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#22447

LETS GOOO

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#22448

the first post gettleman draft the giants made sensible picks like evan neal and he ended up being a healthy scratch on quite possibly the worst oline in the league

#22449

itā€™s not for lack of trying that their olineā€™s so bad, evan neal was a consensus first rounder! he just happens to be bad

#22450

i cant get over the concept of a great reciever who doesnā€™t know how to catch the ball. What the fucka re you doing here man

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#22451

malik nabers is a good receiver who may be eternally doomed to catch passes from bad qbs

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