Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

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I feel like you guys have little faith in me

Just because I get into car accidnts, eat mystery meat in my fridge, and repeat my past mistakes and get sick multiple times

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In you? No, no, no. They have no faith in PokƩmon.

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i’ll regain my trust in litten when he goes 2 years without a car crash

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Since when can PokƩmon drive cars?

i feel like plenty of pokemon can drive cars theoretically. like not just Revavroom

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but like calyrex is completely capable of driving a car don’t convince yourself otherwise
not well but that little rabbit piece of shit can do it

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any of them that can do telekinesis probably

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…apparently this is a thing.

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i have now imagined the beautiful imnage of Tinkaton driving a car manipulating the pedals using its’ comically oversized hammer

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how about a year

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i’m not negotiating with you on how long it’s gonna take to trust you

a year and some change?

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the change is an extra year

2 years - 1 day?

i mean if you start the clock right now sure

gooooood morning coookienam

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…nam.

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ppl were talking about the movie i saw the tv glow and tbh i really think that movie is mid as hell

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