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like yeah yeah a british passport is an imperial core passport, it protects me from the worst of the violence and cruelty of border enforcement. but it’s not like it’s going to be easy to just get out of here.

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caught myself before repeating a joke


I’m a very professional clown

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IIRC Japan makes is extraordinarily hard for foreigners to immigrate there. I think you have to pass a language test at a pretty high level?

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it’s all up in the air. i’m going to wait for things to settle, talk with Nora, and figure something out. i’d much prefer for us to unite in person under better circumstances than our countries slowly becoming unlivable for us, but, alas.

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I plan on learning it if decide to go through with it. Couldnt live fully without it. Ive lived in the netherlands for 1 year without speaking dutch and it was miserable

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sigh ah, look at me, hopeless romantic. as much as I hate this country, I love the land of Britain. there’s so many beautiful places I’d love to show my beloved.

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the country is chains upon the island, turning it into a wretched hellhole and taking away most of my good feeling towards it. but how else am I to respond when my homeland hates me? even if I still have safe places in there, even if I’m safe for now…

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oh, green and unpleasant land, perfidious and wonderful, I wish you were free of the collapsing throne that strangles your inhabitants.

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yea

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hey ici if/when me, my wife, girlfriends, and some other dolls and queers fuck off somewhere to form a commune and live off the land while the world burns down around us, want me to save a spot for you and nora

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me too?

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Actually i might just travel and live all around the world with digital nomad visas if i succeed with my job aspiration

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oh yeah sure of course

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@TodaysStory lets fuckin goooo

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You need a burly man with thick forearms and a hairy chest which i definitely have to chop wood for you. You girlies wouldnt be able to do it on your own

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pffft
if it happens, send me the co-ords.

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what if you built a city in the ocean wher-

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cant wait for the trans lesbian commune inexplicably in Neom

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everyone’s very upset about it especially because of all of the murders that it took to build The Line. but we took it over it’s ours now

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whats your favorite thing from Neom, mine’s the blatantly impossible ski resort in the desert mountains

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