Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

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#26055

Scotland ?

#26056

suddenly filled with a desire to go stargazing

#26057

devolution of powers is very weak in the united kingdom, almost everything is decided by England except in Northern Ireland specifically. which is a thing I Do Not Want To Get Into

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#26058

image

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#26059

Yea fair

#26060

does this imply that joycat speaks of itself in third person.

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#26061

you gotta admit that the US’s whole satire/parody dry comedy thing going on is really funny tho

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#26062

yes but your insane guy didn’t try to avoid a journalist by climbing into the nearest fridge

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#26063

i lied by the way that one was 4 fucking insane guys ago

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#26064

yeah but, like, that kinda breaks the suspension of belief. Like nobody would actually do that irl

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#26065

I would go to just about any length to avoid piers morgan he was lowkey kinda real for that

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#26066

our current guy is presently trying to fix the entire economy by doing Artifical Intelligence. at no point has it been made clear how he plans to implement AI. it’s simply that the civil service is going to be Supercharged by Unlocking Its’ AI Potential

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#26067

i remember reading a really compelling m/m fanfic of I think it was tony blair on wattpad in maybe 2018

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#26068

there was a solid 2 years where the only thing the media discussed poltiically was the fact that the government had fancy parties during quarantine that nobody else was allowed to. This was discussed to the point of outright replacing the fact that the UK’s disastrous pandemic policies caused thousands of pointless deaths

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#26069

was he fucking the concept of government ID cards

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#26070

this did however eventually lead to that day where all but one government minister resigned. the replacements then also resigned. the one guy who didn’t resign? well you see he was sacked

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#26071

honestly i wouldn’t be surprised if tony blair/george w bush fanfic was out there

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#26072

one of the absolte fucking funniest ways for a government to collapse. i think it’s up there with “declare martial law without clearing it with your millitary and the civillians just going No and then hiding in your office”

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#26073

i distinctly remember it being another british political guy. I really dont remember much more, i remember thinking it was peak and I still think of it when i think of tony blair or even british PMs in general

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#26074

wait elon musk did the nazi salute twice at trump’s coronation? lol

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