woah is that an amelia avatar that isn’t a furry wearing some combination of a suit, glasses and top hat
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honestly gulf of america is so fucking funny. Like why even bother. Whats the point. Why rename it. Its so fucking absurd
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Sec. 4. Gulf of America. (a) The area formerly known as the Gulf of Mexico has long been an integral asset to our once burgeoning Nation and has remained an indelible part of America. The Gulf was a crucial artery for America’s early trade and global commerce. It is the largest gulf in the world, and the United States coastline along this remarkable body of water spans over 1,700 miles and contains nearly 160 million acres. Its natural resources and wildlife remain central to America’s economy today. The bountiful geology of this basin has made it one of the most prodigious oil and gas regions in the world, providing roughly 14% of our Nation’s crude-oil production and an abundance of natural gas, and consistently driving new and innovative technologies that have allowed us to tap into some of the deepest and richest oil reservoirs in the world. The Gulf is also home to vibrant American fisheries teeming with snapper, shrimp, grouper, stone crab, and other species, and it is recognized as one of the most productive fisheries in the world, with the second largest volume of commercial fishing landings by region in the Nation, contributing millions of dollars to local American economies. The Gulf is also a favorite destination for American tourism and recreation activities. Further, the Gulf is a vital region for the multi-billion-dollar U.S. maritime industry, providing some of the largest and most impressive ports in the world. The Gulf will continue to play a pivotal role in shaping America’s future and the global economy, and in recognition of this flourishing economic resource and its critical importance to our Nation’s economy and its people, I am directing that it officially be renamed the Gulf of America.
its important to them so it must be named after them
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Nationalism. The amount of damage being done to our foreign relations by this and so many other just absurd and baffling things is depressing.
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You’re correct I must rectify this immediately
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banger post under appreciated
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see yall next week loosahs
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well no it’s Monday so unless you’re abandoning us on saturday too
One of my friends kept getting told by the career quiz we had to take that he should be a magistrate
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Magistratemaxxing. Going magistratemode
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would you consider them to be a magistratepilled magistratecel
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the obvious 4 wasn’t it. i quit.
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IT’S NEVER THE OBVIOUS ONE
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i kept getting told that i should be a politician so
connections is made for evil villains to torment each other
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Yes
Havw you seen the ones on Tumblr we’re doing
induction is best by far
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