Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

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#27855

I am not fucking Scottish do not compare me to lowlife

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#27856

i could’ve sworn you were

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#27857

Well it’s less of a subscription and more I just order more if I run out

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#27858

I’d rather die than be a Scot

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#27859

either way you’re not absolved of the 5 am local time allegations

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#27860

I’m in work in 45 mins, give me a break (I woke up 5 hours ago)

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#27861

I can’t sleep in anticipation of a needle going in my arm and the (very slight) possibility I might be dying

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#27862

taking your time, speed it up

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#27863

#27864

I know right? It’s taken an awfully long time. I wish it’d just give me some nasty sign like passing out so I can be hospitalised already and get put on PIP asap.

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#27865

I swear to god if I’m diabetic I’m going to cry. They’ll rip sugar from my nerve-damaged and weakened hands. No way am I drinking diet coke.strong text

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#27866

STRONG TEXT MOMENT god I love mobile

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#27867

rip bozo

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#27868

God if I have to write a will I’ll have to designate someone as a custodian of Drama Mill Misc
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I’m sure we can spin up the wheel of fortune again.

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#27869

im sobbing

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#27870

strong text

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#27871

:muscle: :open_book: :muscle:

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#27872

woof

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#27873

hi cat

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#27874

can i have you as my guard dog? you’d bark at strangers to scare them in case they’re thieves. you’d have to be leashed, but i’d feed you tasty canned beef dog food and take you out for walkies and give you lots of headpats