Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

wait michigan made ohio state go 3 n out

lmao

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you know it

now we have the ball within their 40

in general like. yeah we have a cadre of immortal mercenaries. they consist of:

  • a depressed poet/scientist
  • woman who knows things she categorically shouldnā€™t and is going to be an ass about it
  • Don Quixote
  • chainsmoking murderess who set her daughter on fire for the sake of Art
  • french guy with no opinions on anything unless you ask him to have one
  • rich kid who got the job through nepotism
  • completely average british man
  • neurotic and vindictive sailor who is convinced sheā€™s the only sane one (she isnā€™t)
  • if i gamble and drink enough itā€™ll hide the pain :) :) :) and then everyone will realise iā€™m special :)
  • yeah hereā€™s our 17-year old intern heā€™s a twink, he saw his entire family get brutally murdered in front of him, and he has never gotten into a single fight in his life. heā€™ll do fine donā€™t worry
  • former soldier who will not stop sucking up to her boss and is also a compulsive liar who is blatantly going to betray everyone else
  • bug
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ā€œyou know i think this might be a bad ideaā€ No it isnā€™t. Youā€™re wrong

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True Iā€™m the last bastion of heterosexuality (orange and Ash arenā€™t gay but theyā€™re thoroughly uninterested in women)

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On average a woman needs to have 2.1 babies to sustain population count. A lot of countries have a population growth crisis. I will volunteer to personally solve their issues. Iā€™m selfless like that.

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just pulled out the fucking random magic deck in my closet. Letā€™s see how much this si worth

mtg arena promo cards

update: its not much of a deck, i think itā€™s just a bunch of boosters cuz its 45 cards, 2 tokens, 1 mtg arena promo card, and the total cost is 22 dollars lmao

and it has 1 forest 1 island and 1 mountain

literally the most valuable thing in this deck is a nyx lotus

happy small business saturday
go support ur local shops !

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Time for some Amazon shopping.

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tummy absolutely won. god damn

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a lot of these are blanket statements that apply to both men and women. like, people in general will lie to get ahead. man, woman, or none of the above

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ye

The questions only make sense if you already have a high degree of, like, mentally dividing the world into men and women and seeing those categories as coherent things

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Thereā€™s like 4 billion different women which one are uou asking me about

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