I could get petted but the best way to achieve that at the moment involves going to an improv show so
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Cruel and unusual punishment
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Do you think they would notice if a different colored cat went in your place
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yeah she liked me a lot. well she didnt envision me like an animal, probably. furries not common here. or animal speak. she just petted my head she liked giving me attention
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these pants have a hole in them and they somehow held until i stood up
im so upset
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It’s not even their improv show I just know they’ll be there
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wait so this is the new friend lover right? not the cat collar person who friendzoned you?
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I could also just text them but what’s the fun in that. I never let anybody know I’m coming or ask to come over. I just physically find the person I’m looking for. Once I just wandered random campus buildings until I found my friends, which was essentially immediately, because I understand instinctually these things
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I’m going to choke on salmon trying to swallow it
Source: am choking on salmon trying to swallow it
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This is the same person there is no new one
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How large of pieces are you eating this salmon in
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eat it in one of those chunks at a time
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Okay these are in fact appropriately small. I suppose you’re not having a skill issue then
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if youre still having trouble try to figure out if its something with your throat
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I’ve always had proglem with swallowing meat
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You have to understand I take one of these pieces put it in my mouth and I spent five minutes making it into smaller pieces
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hey you had. a moment you enjoyed from the last one
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benguinedparbecue you are on thin ice.
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And yet it never seems to melt
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