Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

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#16512

now they just look stupid for signing kirk cousins for four years for mega millions and tampering to do it

#16513

frankly there was no world where the falcons didn’t look at least a little stupid

#16514

kirk cousins might be the first quarterback in nfl history to get benched after a win

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#16515

May threatened me. It’s punishment for getting to close to stealing their best scum player 2023 reward. They fear my power.

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#16516

imagine they went
“fuck it we ain’t making the dance, might as well see what Penix has”

#16517

they also literally only won because the raiders are actively tanking for shedeur

#16518

eyyy my boy is getting his time to shine

(please don’t get hurt)

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#16519

manifesting non contact acl tear

#16520

i thought we were friends smh

#16521

dream about you

in these dreams you die valiantly by my sword

(getting combod by a storm deck)

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#16522

what deck was I playing?

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#16523

and was this standard

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#16524

thousand year storm is legal in standard bby

#16525

some bullshit simic deck

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#16526

oh yeah forgot about that

I’ve never actually seen one hit the battlefield
too much enchantment hate

#16527

checks out

(proceeds to brew another simic deck)

#16528

actually built a deck based around copying bolt wave a fuck ton with cheap instants/sorceries (ex. Think Twice, Chart a Course)

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#16529

nice

sleight of hand, too?

#16530

might add it, currently running grab the prize to help filter but slight of hand might work better

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#16531

if you’re trying to chain off a bunch of spells in the same turn having a 1 mana spell might be better than the 2 mana spell

though it depends if you’re running urabrask the fact that grab the prize is red helps a lot

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