Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

your father is lying to you, as does all foundation staff. you need to kill him and take his place.

I think that’s mandela catalogue lore, Atlas

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He also hit me with the “if the circumstances were different I feel like I would be into you” which I’m choosing to take in a neutral manner

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oh silviu can i indoct you into watching the magnus archives

how very normal of him!

did you tell him about collar person

Can I “indoct” you into watching what I’ve sent you into your DMs last hour

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im feeling sickly and tired
ill watch it later

You can’t just cop out like that!!!

i can and just did

I will can and just kick you down the stairs!

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Our mutual friend mentioned earlier that I was “dating” them and I said dating was a strong word. (He was like “oh yeah they said you were waiting until after winter break to sort things out” and I was like I didn’t know about that lol) I also mentioned rather regularly being gay and liking women

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okay but if you were straight…

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Why did your mutual friend said you’re dating them when you’re not actually doing that

i should be able to kill people w/ flamethrower

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this isnt a complaint this is a plan

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Take your flintstone gummy bears first, dear typhoid mary

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Look, fine. It’s because they noticed a bruise on their neck and I started laughing when it was pointed out

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Alongside the other various open displays of affection.

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