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put her onto pong

anyways holy shit i want to mill myself after watching that browns game

dtr is literally just less exciting jameis

in penix news he hasn’t been that great statistically but that’s because bijan ran in two tds and the defense got two pick sixes

they’re playing the giants kirk cousins could’ve won this game

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yes good excuse to be mid

true bestie

why am i fan of them still

if shes never used a controller before it can get really, really hard to understand a lot of things that seem very simple (like moving two sticks at once), maybe a turn based thing like pokemon or slay the spire, could also do like baba is you or hollow knight depending on what you think their taste would be

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hehehehehe ahhahaha hehehehe hohohohohoh genitals

please dont put an old woman on hollow knight

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this joke has been made too many times

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oh yeah Persona in general is also p good for that

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zelda games then tbh

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obvious next step up from puzzle games

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alternatively could try something that’s more walking simulator-esque

or, like, Haven or somethin

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limbo/inside would b fire

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They’re great games, but they’re also intense and intensely atmospheric.
Might not be the best intro to gaming for someone.

so is resident evil 3 tbf

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can we consider the fault lies in the woman who hasnt been spending her last 50-70 years alive honing her controller skills

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go to serbia or lithuania and you will understand

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