Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

rip to feeling my hands for the next 3 fucking months

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huddle around an oil drum that has a fire going like god intended

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Kinda just used to it.
Also makes things clearer when my sentences spiral into chaos.

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my ass MARCHED home

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…an idea came to me.
Perhaps I should make a second testament.

My first testament proved that flair is unnecessary, which I can use as an excuse as reason to never make any new OP formats. I mean, the standard format works, so why bother spending more effort when the average player doesn’t really pay any mind to it?

Now I want to prove that it is impossible for all players to read the OP. Like, sure, 80% of all players might read the OP, and maybe 30% will read it thoroughly, but 100%? Nah. I don’t believe that we are that literate as a whole.

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correct i rarely read more than half before the game starts

Hi, are there games I can sign up for

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unfortunately christmas time

hi eaves!

Join Hide and Seek.
Low-intensity misc.

I agree it’s very unfortunate

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This is Bionic? Woah

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Hmm, probably not. Thanks, though

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watched 48 minutes of the hello kitty cartoon it was entertaining

hello kitty was lowkey one of the first signs i was trans

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pac reference spotted

there’s this

which is pretty close to being canned, though since Magnus said they’d be willing to be a low-priority signup, it only needs 2 more players

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Linear Action Resolution. Ranking System. (Paradox Hazard)

Unflipped Death; Flipping Neighbors. Minesweeper Fog System. [Unborn Setup]

Boons and Upgrades. Gambling System. (Kakegurui)

Ignoring Non-Voters. No Plurality System. (True Majority)

Time-Centered Setup. Day-Devouring System. (Encroaching Darkness)

Name-Bound Power. Modifier System. (The Cyberiad Overhaul)

Public and Private Stores. Points System. (Corrupted Votes [1])

Hidden Abilities. Setup Oracle System. (Questions)

Duties Beyond Death. Heaven and Hell System. (Purgatory)

Non-Deterministic Inconsistency. Chaos Combination System. (ASTT - Alt. Quantum)

Connection and Union. Compability System. (Darling in the Franxx)

Plethora of Surprises. Power Exhaustion System. (Deck of Cards)

Abstinence and Proficiency. Evolution System. (Malevolent Benevolence)

Danger! Information. Anti-Claim System. (Vote-a-Life, Encroaching Darkness, Paradox Hazard)

Ever Changing. Seasons System. (Ever Changing Seasons)

Structures and Threats. Zombie System. (Zombie Chronicles)

Aliens and Conspiracy Theorists. DNA Sampling System. (UFO Sightings)

And then… to top it off:

  • Information Overload, Error Galore. System System. [Unborn Setup]
  • System Degradation. Hacking System. (System)

. . .
@Ash, how much mech can you handle?