[Misc] Drabble Duel: Doppelgangsters Edition - Atlas wins!

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@Arctic

You’re so fucking garbage at mafia. I told you what to do and you refuse to listen. You are making us lose with your antics. You suck so bad. I’m never playing with you again. It would be best for town if you stopped doing this shit and played properly. Consider being better. Otherwise consider never playing mafia again. Trash.

Wait. Y-y-y-you are … a girl? Not just any girl … a goth girl? A goth girl … AND a mommy? A 6’0 goth mommy? With knee high leather boots? OooOOoOOOoOooOOOoOooh mY GoOoOoOOOd

Y-y-you want to caress my hair? Hug me and tell me everything will be okay? Call me a good boy that is safe and protected and loved and appreciated? OoOOOooooH My GoD!!!

Y-y-y-you want me to do what? B-b-bark? L-l-l-like t-t-t-this?

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@Arctic

wow would you look at that, another botc game where town had the exact solve if they just listened to social reads instead of getting wrapped up in the mech that nobody knows how to comprehend

kiiruma was clearly outted from his postcount - when has he ever given that much of a fuck as town? and may literally tmi’ed atlas as a minion right after day 2 started but no one cared

anyway this is pointless because everyone’s gonna sign up for the next botc and do the same thing again but it’s fine because i’ll just make another post like this and farm likes again

[May]

tutuu.

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@Arctic

i feel like most of the drabble duel submission are gonna suck
everybody is just gonna repeat the same jokes over and over again because there’s no prompts or anything so they’re just going to say the first thing that comes to mind
like i’d be surprised if eliza’s is anything but a million like jokes

we should probably implement a system to enforce quality in the submissions
if anybody makes a post with that gets under 5 likes have them publicly humiliated and if they get 0 likes they should be executed

eh people will just game the system by trading likes
we should’ve done the like cap
maybe if you’re the only person to like a post you also get punished

that would make the game a lot more fun for everybody

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@Arctic

when my teacher said she was a “dog person” i thought this was a safe space but i think i misunderstood what she meant. class was embarassing today

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@Arctic

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@Arctic

im lucky i don’t have enough self-worth to miss out on getting free food

[Atlas]

my favourite part about this is that exactly one person (assumedly the person who wrote this) submitted a single like joke

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(was it too much? should i delete? he gave consent to be shared in cookie thread it was funny) (the image i meant)

[May]

It was just extremely obviously your submission

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@Chloe

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ah okay

[Chloe]

no its ok lol

[Arctic]

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(reserved for missed entry)

[Arctic]

@Arctic

that would make the game a lot more fun for everybody

i was on board with this one until you said this

[Chloe]

the super pale skinny hands rly sell this

[May]

Presumably the phone is being held in mouth to take the picture as both hands are present

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Wazza roleplayers below:

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

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