[Misc] Drabble Duel: Doppelgangsters Edition - Atlas wins!

[catch-22]

benguined roleplayers below:

[catch-22]

@benguinedparbecue

why don’t the other players simply impersonate me well? are they stupid?

[catch-22]

@benguinedparbecue

this reminds me of that one time i was the lunatic and the farmer died but the cerenovus made the sailor mad that they were farmer so when the flowergirl died at night and i claimed to be the new farmer previously having been the lunatic, the sailor, who was confirmed by making the pacifist drunk the previous night, was mad that they were the farmer so no one believed me and i got executed

why did the storytellers make the lunatic the new farmer? are they stupid?

[catch-22]

@benguinedparbecue

boy oh boy i sure do love playing showdown and getting hit with the best game mechanic (critical hit) after losing to the second best game mechanic (misses) after losing to the third best game mechanic (stupid meta picks)

[catch-22]

@benguinedparbecue

Why don’t the players just do cocaine before all of their matches? are they stupid? DEA drug scheduling is sport players father

[catch-22]

@benguinedparbecue

why didnt those villagers from this botc game i remember from 9 months ago do this? are they stupid?

why didnt those guys did that? are they stupid?

why didnt he do that? is he stupid?

why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?
why didnt X do that? are they stupid?

[catch-22]

(reserved for missed entries)

[May]

Anyone in this chat stupid or is it just me

[catch-22]

(btw i dont have these pre-written im pulling them on the fly. this is so tough ) im at like 300 apm trying to write everything. ive made a couple of errors so far sorry about that, PM me or DM me if u see i messed up something

[Atlas]

i told you you shouls prewrite if you have a lot!!!

[catch-22]

marissa and arctic finished their submissions 5 minutes before the deadline thisisfine.jpg

[Atlas]

you shouldve put the deadline as 3 hours before!!

[catch-22]

Bionic roleplayers below:

[catch-22]

@Bionic

[catch-22]

@Bionic

[catch-22]

@Bionic

Buttonnnnn… Shinyyyy… Me click!!! Click click click click! Chipi chipi chapa chapa :3

W-what? You’re asking me what are my reads? I … frogot what was reads again? :3

Sorry busy watching this :3

[catch-22]

@Bionic

Idk if this is weird but I eat ketchup with everything

Earlier I was eating a tomato but it wasn’t sweet enough so I put ketchup on it for extra sweetness. My family are uesd to it by now though :3

[catch-22]

@Bionic

Dang i got evil
@Storytellers I claim evil and guess magnus as the damsel
@Storytellers I claim psychopath and challenge magnus to roshambo
@Storytellers I claim that I’m the goblin
@Storytellers I claim demon and guess magnus as the mole
@Storytellers Vizier slam magnus
I’m the yaggababble and my phrase is “day 1 (blank) claim”
Magnus is my good twin i’m the evil one
I’m the goon and i got turned evil last night
That fearmonger announcement was me btw

Are you evil?

nuh uh

[catch-22]

(reserved)

[Bionic]

i love all of these