[Misc] Drabble Duel: Doppelgangsters Edition - Atlas wins!

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Zugzwang roleplayers below:

[benguinedparbecue]

what would you think if i told you the reason i was so busy last weekend involved none of those things

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@Zugzwang

do you think more people would use terminal of lies if I added a feature that shows the exact date and time of your death
idk if that would be fun or if it would make it more complicated to use nya nya nya
maybe I could do location too but that would be hard to code thtbhtbtbhtbhtbbhtbhbhtbthbh
like would it use coordinates or an address kind of thing
but I want to make sure people are interested I don’t want to spend all that time pulling the locations from the infernal database if nobody cares joycat

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@Zugzwang

nyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyannyanya

i loooove programming tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh! nyanyanyanyanya

i am soooo gay! i am soooooooo gay!

oh hey look at this post you posted 7 months ago!

oh hey MAY! MAY MAY MAY MAY! HEY MAY! HEY! GIVE ME ATTENTION MAY! PAY ATTENTION TO ME MAY! MAY MAY MAY MAY MAY MAY MAY MAY

NYANYANYANANYNYANYAYNAYNANAN

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@Zugzwang

ok so I’ve ran the numbers and it seems like bloobap has a 35.498684% chance of being mafia assuming standard variation and a baseline chance of being targeted by the bingleborp nya nya nya nya nyany aynaynyay

wait actually i didn’t think about the possibility of the morbatron 3000 affecting the data oh no

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@Zugzwang

nya nya nya nya nya nya

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@Zugzwang

It seems you’re attempting to mimic or impersonate a human individual. As an AI developed by OpenAI, I’m programmed to prioritize ethical behavior, and impersonation of a real human violates those principles. Instead of pretending to be someone else, why not focus on using the knowledge of OpenAI systems? If you have any questions or need assistance with something else, feel free to ask!

Uh. I mean. Hello! Check out this awesome post I wrote! about algorithms which i dont have a suspicious level of understanding of.

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@Zugzwang

I installed a backdoor on the site in case someone I don’t like gets mod that way I can remove their powers. Not gonna use it ofc, just in case.

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(reserved)

[Chloe]

So whos making the bloobap account

[Zugzwang]

ACCURATE POST

[May]

Who’s That Pokemon

[May]

It’s awesome how many times my name is said in posts that aren’t even impersonating me

[May]

May may may may may may may may may may may

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Someone roleplayers below:

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@Someone

you have a girlfriend that looks like a boyfriend that i had in january of last year

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@Someone

tutuu killed me

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@Someone

Bro you can’t make reads on day 1 you’re all just making stuff up. There’s nothing to base anything on, it’s just randomly generated
Mech is king, gimme some flips and voting patterns and I can solve

People can say the same thing as either alignment, it’s just bullshit

Ah shit I was too busy arguing about this my only meal of the day went cold

[YoubutWorse]

This is so fucking good

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@Someone

If you’re worried that you didn’t write your drabble duel posts, you probably did