[MISC] King of the Castle (21/infinity) - THE COUNTS WIN!

i’m so glad we’re all on the same page

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just wait until the queen taxes the shit out of you all for throwing her into a river :joy_cat:

A price we are willing to pay for friendship

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Throwing her into the river will increase the stability of the kingdom as tradition states we must throw all queens into a river, once

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it is a very traditional ceremony, dating back to Queen Alma the Wise

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or so the Chancellor tells me

Here here /Vote C

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checks notes
how many people have voted

4 more votes!

ftr if its a tie I decide

I’ve heard the river is really nice this time of year. Great time to work on that summer tan

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I, as a grandee have voted for C myself.
Do not judge us as a collective

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Ah, I see you are one of the good ones

There is no such thing as a dishonorable Grandee

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The majesty seems extremely thirsty. We are doing them a service

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/change vote to C @ElizaThePsycho

The messenger nods. “I’ll inform his Baronship of your assent, my lord.”

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Shortly after the messenger left, a third messenger arrives with a very large birdcage.

of course they agreed! throwing her into the river is a brilliant idea. I thought of it, after all.

no jonathan, just because you said it before I did doesn’t mean you thought of it.

so what if the queen doesn’t like it? I got thrown into a river when I became baron, and you don’t see me complaining, do you?

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hmmm

I’m starting to wonder if former Monarch Lennox let the animals propogate a little too much over in the March?

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You have… no idea

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