i’m so glad we’re all on the same page
just wait until the queen taxes the shit out of you all for throwing her into a river
A price we are willing to pay for friendship
Throwing her into the river will increase the stability of the kingdom as tradition states we must throw all queens into a river, once
it is a very traditional ceremony, dating back to Queen Alma the Wise
or so the Chancellor tells me
Here here /Vote C
checks notes
how many people have voted
4 more votes!
ftr if its a tie I decide
I’ve heard the river is really nice this time of year. Great time to work on that summer tan
I, as a grandee have voted for C myself.
Do not judge us as a collective
Ah, I see you are one of the good ones
There is no such thing as a dishonorable Grandee
The majesty seems extremely thirsty. We are doing them a service
The messenger nods. “I’ll inform his Baronship of your assent, my lord.”
Shortly after the messenger left, a third messenger arrives with a very large birdcage.
of course they agreed! throwing her into the river is a brilliant idea. I thought of it, after all.
no jonathan, just because you said it before I did doesn’t mean you thought of it.
so what if the queen doesn’t like it? I got thrown into a river when I became baron, and you don’t see me complaining, do you?
hmmm
I’m starting to wonder if former Monarch Lennox let the animals propogate a little too much over in the March?
You have… no idea