[MISC] King of the Castle (21/infinity) - THE COUNTS WIN!

(We’re not throwing her into a lake either)

(We’re throwing her into a river)

(But I wouldn’t expect you city folk to know the difference between the two)

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evidently you Barons don’t understand what being faithful means

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is baptism even a thing in this universe

i beg you pardon. i have faith! faith that you dont know what your talking about

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given that sandwiches canonically haven’t been invented

no

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do people need sandwiches to baptise?

is that an important step i have missed?

Amelias are a staple of everyone’s diet

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Amelias can be anything

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River
Lake

Same thing

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the ninth god actually prefers the river. thats what the books i stole from the grandees told me anyway

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see

as… admittedly funny drenching the queen would be, we must coronate her to gain favor with her.

so we can of course exocommun-I mean faithfully serve her

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we can do both, no? Why not French her first?

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French

Drench

litten how dare you

what

why would you attempt to make the queen french

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:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

to show my love for the queen
all French queens have historically been loved