[MISC] King of the Castle (21/infinity) - THE COUNTS WIN!

A messenger arrives, carrying a large hawk.

“Baron Wilhelm of House Squirrel, first of his name, keeper of the pigeons, wishes to make his will be known.”

oh this is personal now. that HOODLUM thinks he can one up my pigeons with his flying fire spirit thing? unbelievable.

jonathan! alert the guard. raise the troops. summon the war chickens!

THIS MEANS WAR

VOTE: choice C

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you know it’s serious when the messenger hawks come out

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(Are they going to light the paper on fire now?)

(only after they’re done reading it)

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Another hawk lands on the messenger’s shoulder, carrying a huge scroll. The messenger unrolls it, revealing a full-length poster.

image

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i can’t believe the cult successfully pissed off every single region simultaneously

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I want to speak to the cult manager

why don’t we send the high inquisitor to deal with them

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Why can’t they just dissapear

Considering guava’s first reaction was to converse with the cult leader guy we tried to kill: Yes.

:o

Silviu, Italy and I may have our disputes regarding the criminal and the church, but I’m fairly certain the two of us agree that the Cult Leader is an enemy whom we cannot reconciliate with anymore.

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i never planned to make up with a heretic in the first place

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I’m pretty sure the cultists don’t go on a sunday morning to pray to the God, so, indeed. The cults are going to bring incorrect blasphemy into the world.

ive been swindled into joining and not doing anything

/join as baron

did i do that right

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O . O

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O . O

time to shitpost

that will be my personal agenda

Consequences… - John Wick