mahomes would unbalance the game
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Then I shall vote for option A. I may pay for some of the expenses myself if necessary.
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seeing as I will be unavailable most of tommorow, I will close the vote now and process events and stuff
VOTING HAS CLOSED!
7 nobles voted for…
C: Throw the Queen into the river. (+Stability, -Authority)
Votes: Kiiruma, Squirrel, Icet, Marshal, Hazard, catbae, Litten
Chancellor: It is decided! The Queen will be thrown in the river!
Eliza: Let me get changed into my waterproof robes!
Soon, you are carried out to the Treadwater river and thrown in it. As you climb out soaking wet, is it your imagination, or are some of the nobles stifling giggles? -1 Authority, +1 Stability
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fuck you
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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
me after realizing there is both an advisor called the Marshal and a player called Marshal
noted
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@JakeTheWolfie: Your Majesty, I have a brilliant idea! Why don’t you hold a battle royale to choose your Honour Guard? If you let us host in the East, I’ll even pay for it. The spectacle will boost our economy massively! And, of course, I’m confident the Eastern knights will win.
Eliza: What’s an honour guard?
Marshal: The Palace watch cannot keep you safe very effectively, Your Majesty. You need some real fighters. Each region offers a selection of elite bodyguards.
Jake: And we can determine which one is the best, through our battle royale!
Marshal: Your Majesty, this is… pointless. Why don’t you just choose your honour guard and have it done with?
Eliza: Do it anyways.
Jake: Thanks, Your Majesty! It’ll be a spectacle to behold! -750 Jake Wealth
A week later, you receive word that the battle royale is due to begin—held on the battlements of Jake’s castle. You travel down to spectate, along with a horde of murder-fans from across the Kingdom. +2 Count Trade
Marshal: Welcome, one and all! Today’s competitors are…
An Eastern Knight of the Order of the Drowned rose!
A fierce battle-nun from the South!
And the Baron’s battle-hardened veteran soldier!
Who will you support, Your Majesty?
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Marshal: The Southern battle-nuns? A wise choice! Now, let’s watch a little blood get spilled, shall we?
The bell rings! The battle-nun leaps forward, her sword flashing! The Eastern knight parries effortlessly, singing an ancient war-poem. The battle-nun dances back, fluid as a viper, and turns her attention to the Marcher soldier. Sparks fly as blades crash. The three fighters dart back and forth, almost too fast for your eye to follow. Once, twice, a blade finds its mark. Blood sprays, and finally someone stands victorious! It’s…