most villains will poison your drink or stab you when your back is turned
i have the courtesy to look you in the eyes as i cut you down
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this is what really gets me
you think you’re a villain
Marshal is a villain
you’re just kind of a nuisance
you’re kinda like a pop-up ad about murder
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there’s “shitpost” and “i’m gonna fucking kill you” and when you see the transition you’ll know instantly
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this is true
I’ve seen it first hand
Italy came to me in EIMM and asked me for bunny alias
you will hand me the entire game and you will do it with a smile
Still don’t know how you died lmao
magic
like I actually tried to save you that game iirc
supposedly damage resolved before heals or something it’s funky
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at least you killed bunny right?
best birthday present ever
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i meant personality wise though
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as the Probably Bipolar Person™ there’s shitposter and then if i start getting visibly irritated i’m probably about to explode
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Italy: I need to fucking bust down Litten’s door, grab him by the scruff, and demand he hand over the alias
Litten: there’s a tank in my garage if you want it, here’s the keys
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i still can’t believe it was that easy
i thought i was going to have to get straight up manipulative and then literally everything i asked of everyone was just given to me no questions asked
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scorbunny was a threat and you happened to be a quick and efficient solution
she tried to kill me too lmao