there is a massive double standard the grandees and the counts are rivals until our blood runs dry
we just hate the barons more 
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we approve of the count metaphor
Speak for yourself. I think you are scum. You are just useful to me today.
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count your days
Monday Tuesday…
mittwoch
We could co-exist with the Barons, if only they see the truth in the darkness.
Every last Grandee will be eradicated.
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Can we keep a couple as pets?
VOTE: choice a
(Sup nerds)
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On a serious matter I’m not as extreme as my fellow countess
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LET’S GOOOOOO 
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on one hand the counts are treacherous, shameless, honorless (heretical pending investigation) snakes
on the other hand i just don’t like the barons 
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when Zone said “oh it’s because you’re a grandee” this is why
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I’m throwing a party
Anyone who chooses A will be invited
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they want guns i genuinely would trust the counts more than them at least the counts are like
openly evil
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(why don’t you like us)
(was it because of the watermelon incident)
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you know damn well what you did
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you are a walking PR disaster
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(in our defense we did not know the watermelons were flammable)
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incorrect i am extremely lovable just look at all the likes her majesty the queen so graciously gifted to me for my diligent work
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