Can’t wait to see how lucky I was.
Christ, that was a long post to write
Sorry for the long waits y’all
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about to post btw so be ready
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I felt uninformed about my vote so i putposefully didnt vote as i dont know and thought that was better than randoing it
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this is minority rule
Each of you makes your selection… well. Most of you. For those who don’t, as a timer rings out from… somewhere unidentifiable, they find themselves moved as though by invisible hands to make a selection.
Time marches onwards, participants! And fate must make its move!
Your SELECTIONS have been MADE.
And, in a moment, the sign in the back is gone. It falls from the… ceiling? Sky? Above the robotic host. They pluck it effortlessly out of the air, with arms that extend just a little too long, and flip it over. From what you can all read…
RESULTS
DID NOT PICK: Zorvo, thepigeonnyc, Hippopablompoyeetus
WORSHIP - [All pickers become Devout.]
5 - [DatBird, Chloe, Rajidae, Amelia, Litten]
JESTER - [Takes on the effect of a random item.]
4 - [Atlas, Marluxion, Blitz, ElizaThePsycho]
VALENTINE - [Two pickers become Lovers.]
3- [orangeandblack5, YoubutWorse, Arctic]
BLOODLUST - [A random picker becomes Murderous.]
2 - [Silviu200530, Trochilidae]
FEAR - [All pickers become Phobic.]
1 - [Squirrel2412]
GLUE - [A random picker becomes Sticky.]
1 - [Marluna]
INSANITY - [A random picker becomes Insane.]
1 - [Jane]
LONELY - [A random picker becomes Antisocial.]
1 - [JakeTheWolfie]
MAGNET - [A random person who did not pick this will be forced to pick this item.]
1 - [Whysper]
NORMAL - [No effect.]
1 - [Mistyx]
PRAYER - [One picker will become Blessed, while the rest will become Cursed.]
1 - [Magician]
UNSELECTED
AIR - [A random picker becomes Light.]
CAVERN - [A random picker becomes lost in the CAVERN OF FUN!~ and skips the next round.]
DILEMMA - [All pickers become Indecisive.]
EARTH - [A random picker becomes Heavy.]
KLEPTOMANIA - [All pickers take a status effect from a random non-picker each. If there are not enough status effects outside of this group, the remaining pickers take status effects from each other, instead.]
LOOP - [If anyone picks this item, it will be in the item pool next round.] LIAR - Does nothing, but takes on the name of a different item.
MULTIPLY - [All who pick this count as two votes for the round.]
ORIGIN - [A random picker is made to pick a different item.]
POLL - [One random picker gets to choose one of the items in this pool to be included in the next round.]
SACRIFICE - [A random picker will die, and a random player who would have died this round will be spared from dying.]
SANCTUARY - [All pickers of this item cannot die this round unless by being in the majority.]
TARGET - [A random picker becomes Targeted.]
UNITY - [If everyone picks this, no one dies this round.]
WHEEL OF FORTUNE - [If this is the majority pick, one random picker survives. If not, one random picker dies.]
Then, with a flourish, the sign is tossed up again, and things change. This time, the robotic host shows it to you as their less engaged partner is busy with a poll you all filled out earlier.
UPDATED RESULTS
DID NOT PICK: Zorvo, thepigeonnyc, Hippopablompoyeetus
WORSHIP - [All pickers become Devout.]
5 - [DatBird, Chloe, Rajidae, Amelia, Litten]
DatBird, Chloe, Rajidae, Amelia, and Litten have become Devout!
There will be one item that can only be picked by Devout players. (Well, maybe not, considering…)
JESTER - [Takes on the effect of a random item.]
4 - [Atlas, Marluxion, Blitz, ElizaThePsycho]
Jester has taken on the effect of Lonely! [A randomized picker becomes Antisocial.]
Atlas has become Antisocial!
If Atlas picks an item that more than 1 other person picks, they die.
VALENTINE - [Two pickers become Lovers.]
3- [orangeandblack5, YoubutWorse, Arctic]
orangeandblack5 and YoubutWorse have become Lovers!
Effects that apply to one apply to the other. Picking the same item makes their collective vote count as 1.
BLOODLUST - [A random picker becomes Murderous.]
2 - [Silviu200530, Trochilidae]
Silviu has become Murderous!
A random player who picks the same item as Silviu will be eliminated.
FEAR - [All pickers become Phobic.]
1 - [Squirrel2412]
Squirrel2412 has become Phobic!
There will be one item that CANNOT be picked by Squirrel2412.
GLUE - [A random picker becomes Sticky.]
1 - [Marluna]
Marluna has become Sticky!
Whatever item Marluna picks will return next round. This effect only lasts one round after it is applied.
INSANITY - [A random picker becomes Insane.]
1 - [Jane]
Jane has become Insane! Insane Jane!
Jane must pick the majority, or they will die.
LONELY - [A random picker becomes Antisocial.]
1 - [JakeTheWolfie]
JakeTheWolfie has become Antisocial!
If Jake picks an item that more than 1 other person picks, they die.
MAGNET - [A random person who did not pick this will be forced to pick this item.]
1 - [Whysper]
Mistyx will be forced to pick this item!
NORMAL - [No effect.]
1 - [Mistyx]
PRAYER - [One picker will become Blessed, while the rest will become Cursed.]
1 - [Magician]
Magician has become Blessed!
Magician will be saved from death one time. After they are saved from death, this status is removed.
And, one last time, with a flourish, the sign is tossed and displayed to you all once again!
FINAL RESULTS
WORSHIP - [All pickers become Devout.]
8 - [Zorvo, thepigeonnyc, Hippopablompoyeetus, DatBird, Chloe, Rajidae, Amelia, Litten]
JESTER - [Takes on the effect of a random item.]
4 - [Atlas, Marluxion, Blitz, ElizaThePsycho]
VALENTINE - [Two pickers become Lovers.]
3- [orangeandblack5, YoubutWorse, Arctic]
BLOODLUST - [A random picker becomes Murderous.]
2 - [Silviu200530, Trochilidae]
MAGNET - [A random person who did not pick this will be forced to pick this item.]
2 - [Whysper, Mistyx]
FEAR - [All pickers become Phobic.]
1 - [Squirrel2412]
GLUE - [A random picker becomes Sticky.]
1 - [Marluna]
INSANITY - [A random picker becomes Insane.]
1 - [Jane]
LONELY - [A random picker becomes Antisocial.]
1 - [JakeTheWolfie]
PRAYER - [One picker will become Blessed, while the rest will become Cursed.]
1 - [Magician]
Atlas and JakeTheWolfie are Antisocial!
Magician is Blessed!
Jane is Insane!
orangeandblack5 and YoubutWorse are Lovers!
Silviu200530 is Murderous!
Squirrel2412 is Phobic!
Marluna is Sticky!
As well, the poll results are displayed: KEEP AS IS.
Suddenly, you all find yourselves moving against your control, acting out what the hosts narrate…
Seeking the prize, some band together,
Forging a pact to bind them forever!
Creating a cult, they make their call,
And to their beliefs, 3 others fall…
The robotic host quickly nudges the other one to speak in time.
Seeing the cards are held by CHANCE,
Four fine fellows begin their OWN dance.
Rolling the DICE, ATLAS can see,
Being ALONE is the way to be FREE.
Four fine fellows begin their OWN dance.
Rolling the DICE, ATLAS can see,
Being ALONE is the way to be FREE.
The racing of HEARTS! The thrill of the KILL!
Each and everyone seeks their FILL!
'Til death do us part, Orange and You say!
Though Silviu means it in another way…
It’s true, that people CANNOT be alone.
WHYSPER believes that it truly is so,
And calls upon MISTYX to be by her side,
Though Mist may not WANT to be along for the ride.
WHYSPER believes that it truly is so,
And calls upon MISTYX to be by her side,
Though Mist may not WANT to be along for the ride.
As this all goes down, Squirrel backs away,
The pulse of his HEART gripped by fear gone astray!
For he sees the madness that has set in this cast,
Especially in Jane, who laughs and laughs!
And MARLUNA finds that her hands cling too tight,
and cannot break free! NO! This isn’t RIGHT!
HYSTERIA sets in! Rising to a CRESCENDO,
What comes of this group, in INSANITY’S THROES.
and cannot break free! NO! This isn’t RIGHT!
HYSTERIA sets in! Rising to a CRESCENDO,
What comes of this group, in INSANITY’S THROES.
The eight of the pact, they believe they’ll succeed!
But alas, that their dreams are shattered, for you see!
Too many at once, and it all falls apart!
And those eight meet their ends with daggers in their hearts.
At the END of this round, MAGICIAN stands alone.
Her hands clasped together, a prayer, words UNKNOWN.
Something above HEARS them, and MAGICIAN is BLESSED.
Clearly, it seems, their BENEFACTOR was IMPRESSED.
Her hands clasped together, a prayer, words UNKNOWN.
Something above HEARS them, and MAGICIAN is BLESSED.
Clearly, it seems, their BENEFACTOR was IMPRESSED.
We are down to sixteen! Two thirds of the start!
…
…Uh? Hey! You’re supposed to finish that line!
…Sorry, I ran out of… POETIC ENERGY.
(Okay, that’s fine. That was a lot.) ROUND TWO BEGINS!
The “dead” people, who didn’t actually die, you notice, simply… disappear off stage. You see them in the audience, now. As before, a wooden sign pops up…
ITEM POOL
ALLIANCE
[If this item is in the item pool, all sole pickers of items will die.]
CAVERN
[A random picker becomes lost in the CAVERN OF FUN!~ and skips the next round.]
DILEMMA
[All pickers become Indecisive.]
GLUE
[A random picker becomes Sticky.]
INSANITY
[A random picker becomes Insane.]
JESTER
[Takes on the effect of a random item.]
LONELY
[A random picker becomes Antisocial.]
LOOP
[If anyone picks this item, it will be in the item pool next round.]
MAGNET
[A random person who did not pick this will be forced to pick this item.]
NORMAL
[No effect.]
ROSE
[If no one picks this, one person in the majority is spared from dying.]
SACRIFICE
[A random picker will die, and a random player who would have died this round will be spared from dying.]
SANCTUARY
[All pickers of this item cannot die this round unless by being in the majority.]
TARGET
[A random picker becomes Targeted.]
UNITY
[If everyone picks this, no one dies this round.]
WARD
[Pickers become Warded.]
WORSHIP
[All pickers become Devout.]
(next mass ping will not ping the people who died this round)
(oh and. round 2 ends at uhhhhhh 5pm my time. again sorry for the delays it’s time consuming to write these posts)
(oh and. round 2 ends at uhhhhhh 5pm my time. again sorry for the delays it’s time consuming to write these posts)
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what did you do to hippo
oh I died rip
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hi best friend
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why did you think i said “oh this is gonna be hilarious”
like 3 people switched to worship last minute
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classic
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none of us are pure
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BESTIEEEEEEEEE
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ok let me try to catch up on messages now that longass threadpost written
i hope y’all appreciate the effort i put into that!
And me!!! And my partner!!!
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told you so
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this one made me cackle aloud you have no idea
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it was bars and awesome
something tells me i may not be making it past this one
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yeah i was gonna go sanctuary before i realized two people literally have to go there so its too risky
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