Seth moment
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nervously sweats
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The time of reckoning is fast approaching, little amogus…
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you act like i wouldn’t use 
pronouns for you
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VOTES ARE NOW LOCKED IN.
Please hold…
Please hold…
After a while of discussing between themselves and an unknown third voice, the hosts ultimately resolve to leave things as they are. Fuck it, we’re too far in!
(Yeah, yeah, I’m sure it’ll be fine!) Alright, alright!
Time’s UP.
A little bit more whispering, and the round’s results are once again announced.
RESULTS
WORSHIP - [All pickers become Devout.]
3 - [orangeandblack5, Trochilidae, Jane]
EVIL - [A random picker becomes Cursed.] LIAR - Does nothing, but takes on the name of a different item.
1 - [Magician]
ORIGIN - [A random picker is made to pick a different item.]
1 - [Marluxion]
RADIANCE - [All pickers become Blinded.]
1 - [YouButWorse]
UNSELECTED
AIR - [A random picker becomes Light.]
FIRE - [Pickers with Statuses lose their statuses. Pickers without Statuses die.]
LONELY - [A random picker becomes Antisocial.]
WARD- [Pickers become Warded.]
UPDATED RESULTS
Jane is Insane!
orangeandblack5 and YoubutWorse are Lovers!
Marluxion and Trochilidae are Lovers!
WORSHIP - [All pickers become Devout.]
3 - [orangeandblack5, Trochilidae, Jane]
orangeandblack5 and Trochilidae have become Devout!
Their lovers, YoubutWorse and Marluxion, have also become Devout!
Jane will die if Worship is not the majority! (And if they survive, they will become Devout!)
EVIL - [A random picker becomes Cursed.] LIAR - Does nothing, but takes on the name of a different item.
1 - [Magician]
ORIGIN - [A random picker is made to pick a different item.]
1 - [Marluxion]
Marluxion will be made to pick a different item!
Rolling…
Marluxion is going to Fire! Uh oh.
Marluxion will lose his status!
RADIANCE - [All pickers become Blinded.]
1 - [YouButWorse]
YouButWorse is Blinded!
There is a conflict between You/Orange’s Blinded and Devout statuses due to the Lovers status.
I am using host discretion and resolving that You will retain their Blinded status!
FINAL RESULTS
WORSHIP - [All pickers become Devout.]
3 - [orangeandblack5, Trochilidae, Jane]
FIRE - [Pickers with Statuses lose their statuses. Pickers without Statuses die.]
1 - [Marluxion]
EVIL - [A random picker becomes Cursed.] LIAR - Does nothing, but takes on the name of a different item.
1 - [Magician]
RADIANCE - [All pickers become Blinded.]
1 - [YouButWorse]
YouButWorse is Blinded!
Jane is Devout!
Oh, this is comedy. Narration ensues!
Six of you remain. Surrounded by remains,
None of you falter; there’s victory to attain!
Staring ahead at uncertain doom,
two of you are soon to enter your tomb…
It starts with MISTAKES once made in the PAST.
Yet again, a RELIGION not meant to last.
Commandeered by JANE, two lovers soon follow,
And so too does CHILI, which MARLUXION can’t swallow.
Yet again, a RELIGION not meant to last.
Commandeered by JANE, two lovers soon follow,
And so too does CHILI, which MARLUXION can’t swallow.
And though it’s heartbreaking, he leaves them behind,
Though part of him hopes they’ll come around in time.
It’s a hope held in vain, for things soon fall apart,
as the Magician’s bold gambit, risking life and limb, starts…
She presents forth an ARTIFACT, believed to be CURSED,
And her silver tongue weaves a LIE well rehearsed.
“To save all our skins, a ritual MUST begin,
Of FIRE and FLAMES, to burn away our SINS.”
And her silver tongue weaves a LIE well rehearsed.
“To save all our skins, a ritual MUST begin,
Of FIRE and FLAMES, to burn away our SINS.”
A change of his heart, Marl runs back inside;
He swears his devotion, but his lover has died!
And Orange and You too, on the ground, side by side,
With Jane, laughing mad, somehow still alive!
Marl has NO choice. He HAS to FLEE.
The heartbroken tears down his face run FREE.
He BARELY makes it out. The pain of the BURNS
ENSURES he’ll never again TO THIS PATH turn.
The heartbroken tears down his face run FREE.
He BARELY makes it out. The pain of the BURNS
ENSURES he’ll never again TO THIS PATH turn.
And left in the chapel are Magician and Jane,
Both somehow still standing. But Jane seems… sane?
Something in them righted, lucidity regained,
Quietly, dangerously, “You’d better explain…”
Magician confesses that SOME parts were TRUE.
The ritual, a falsehood, but death would soon take HER too.
The artifact’s CURSE was lethal, she feared.
“Then WHY,” Jane asked, “are you still here?”
The ritual, a falsehood, but death would soon take HER too.
The artifact’s CURSE was lethal, she feared.
“Then WHY,” Jane asked, “are you still here?”
Magician balked, for she was still alive.
Wait, could it be… the curse was a LIE!!!
And here she had thought she’d die as well!
All this to make sure she’d not be alone in Hell!
She quickly left the scene, as MARL had before.
Jane found themself UNWILLING to PURSUE, settle the score,
Because SOMETHING in their mind was shifting, and sparked
A new flame of DETERMINATION in their heart.
Jane found themself UNWILLING to PURSUE, settle the score,
Because SOMETHING in their mind was shifting, and sparked
A new flame of DETERMINATION in their heart.
And after their conclusion, they too left the scene.
But if they had stayed, surely, they would have seen
That You’s still alive, scars over their eyes!
They may heal eventually, but for now, they’re left blind…
So YOU staggers, too, out the chapel’s doors.
And our group, once numerous, is now down to FOUR.
We quickly are approaching the END, my friends.
What will the victors do at THAT point, then…?
And our group, once numerous, is now down to FOUR.
We quickly are approaching the END, my friends.
What will the victors do at THAT point, then…?
It seems that no one ever learns when it comes to religion. The two new eliminated are sent to the audience, chattering away. The robotic host can’t stifle their laugh while the new item pool is displayed.
ITEM POOL
DIVIDE
[All who pick this count as half a vote for the round.]
LONELY
[A random picker becomes Antisocial.]
PRAYER
[One picker will become Blessed, while the rest will become Cursed.]
WATER
[All statuses of pickers are removed.]
{{ WHEEL OF FORTUNE }}
[If this is the majority pick, one random picker survives. If not, one random picker dies.]
(What is it with this game and Worship?)
(Endgame approaches, all)
(You have until like 5:15 PST to submit)
(Endgame approaches, all)
(You have until like 5:15 PST to submit)
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i’m actually pretty proud of this one
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Oh god. Did you choose to make Liar appear as Cursed, or was that also random?
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It was randomized. You got so fucking lucky.
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What’s the Devout room?
Nice
wheel of fortune, it’s marked
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I’m happy with that.
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yay, Jane survives once more and is guaranteed a bye for this round too
Also, my condolences to the living lovers
Note: Jane is no longer Injane- er. Insane. They must now actually not pick the majority.
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Also yeah both pairs of lovers got rekt lmaooooooooo
Double the heartbreak!
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To say your poetry delivered would be an understatement. I’m actually trembling.
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i called it
Does devout fade after one round or is it permanent till replaced?
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