That firm elbowing caused the costumed girl to burst into a short lived burst of laughter.
Once it subsided, she smirked at Maria.
“It isn’t smart to judge someone’s strength based on their gender.” she told the taller girl.
That firm elbowing caused the costumed girl to burst into a short lived burst of laughter.
Once it subsided, she smirked at Maria.
“It isn’t smart to judge someone’s strength based on their gender.” she told the taller girl.
“Sure.” I nod. I have better things to talk about, and arguing with a girl in a squirrel costume isn’t particularly useful.
I look at the strange figure leading us around, and then back to the group of hooligans I am tasked with tolerating.
Maria Andersson slowly breathes in
“Between the body of us…” I start “…Who knows how to fight and operate a firearm, in the case that we somehow mess up sneaking around?” I ask, with my confidence in my peers bleeding into my voice.
“Not something I specialize in I’m afraid.”
Bill shook his head. “Haven’t shot a gun before, but I’m excellent with a baseball bat. Or any blunt object, really.”
He adjusted his tie. “Do we really need weapons experience, though? I was under the impression that we would be a bit more… subtle in our approach.”
"Is watching someone shoot a gun good enough? Ugh, its not like I needed to learn how anyway, home security systems work good enough."
Kit scoffed and idly studied his nails, waving his hand away towards Lexi and Jørn.
"How about the Rock and the Monopoly Man over there? I’m sure they’ve got experience just by looking at them."
“I’ve… seen them…. I used a hand pistol o…once before…”
“It doesnt work….”
I gesture towards the woman made of muscle “I do not think she is an emotional support hire.”
Lexi, watching the conversation, finally speaks up
“Wait, so, NONE of you have used a gun before? Or gotten in a fight?”
Lexi turns to Voice
“So you do understand in a ROBBERY you need to TAKE things. With FORCE. How do you plan to do that with these twigs might I ask?”
“Home security that is…. The fail safes are really easy to exploit…. Most companies are in it for the money so they dont really care what happens after they sell their product…. In turn with 5 mouse clicks i could turn off the locking mechanism in your windows. And 3 more clicks to turn the alarm off…”
“I…. I just said i did…”
“…I took a shooting class.” I comment. If it stops her being loud.
“Once is not enough! You think picasso become an artist after painting once?”
“I… wasnt given any other times to use it…”
"OKAAAAY?! And who asked you?! Stop ATTACKING ME!"
Kit slumped to the floor and began poking at the ground, mumbling and whining incoherently.
If you need to fight in order to rob a place, you’re going about things the wrong way." Mira countered. “Robbery takes stealth, which I excel in.” Mira pointed out proudly.
“Yes he did because an artist is someone who paints something regardless of how good it is.” the wannabe squirrel commented.
“I… was just informing you… not to trust your…. Security… sorry