Paradox Hazard - GAME OVER - MAFIA VICTORY!

u guys are funny

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if you think shut up with a :face_with_head_bandage: emoji is genuinely rude over text thats crazy btw

ilyt tho

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Intensifying confrontations shouldnā€™t be necessary in the first place, and particularly not at the expense of others who donā€™t wish to be involved or because you need to have the last word. Thank you.

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i hope not

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The beauty of a Paradox, Hazard, is that it exists in a quantum state of resolution and non-resolution both at once.
The Game Over has both happened and not happened.

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i dont really wanna be paradoxā€™ed on

You donā€™t want to be put in a closed box with your fate determined by a miscellaneous subatomic event in a quantum superposition experiment?

THISā€¦ STATEMENTā€¦ ISā€¦ FALSE (dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit)

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i dont wanna be radioactive

its not false or true cause there is nothing for it to be false about.

Too bad. You donā€™t think hazardous waste could be irradiated?

Radioactive waste is my twin brother

When did your trash heaps merge together?

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DID YOU JUST CALL ME WHEATLY!!! NOOOOO

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I AM NOT BRITISH

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If GladOS was so intelligent, why didnā€™t she delegate the decryption of known paradoxes to the other Aperture personality Cores? If Chell could speak, GladOS couldā€™ve been like a mumbling mess in the five minutes of the first game.

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Chell could speak but never did, so for the sake of this hypothetical we wonā€™t change the wording.

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Uh no. Iā€™m gonna go with no.

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Not on my watch

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