"In the unlikely event I ever become head of a monarchy, my first order of business will be to promote the court jester to constable. Then I’ll call him into my throne room and say: ‘All right, Atlas, I want you to tell me what’s going on in the castle. Care for a treat before we begin? I think I have a plate of banana bread around here someplace.’
‘Lower left drawer of your desk,’ Atlas will reply, 'Right behind your bag of Smith’s salt and vinegar potato chips. You have excellent taste, minister.”