Prehistoric Purgatory - Game Over: Town wins

what the fuck is the vibe rn
i keep looking at these posts but they’re not connecting to my brain

i don’t respect Minecraft players

sags the minexraft player

i don’t respect anyone

1 Like

okay since I’m actually going to try idc what I say about my reads now

  1. Lucky
  2. BradLand
  3. lol
  4. Aelin
  5. Rue (Mistyx)
  6. dota
  7. Hippo
  8. Zone
  9. Gorta
  10. Kiiruma
  11. Porscha
  12. Trochilidae
  13. Moose

the one time i played minecraft with you i lagged out and couldn’t play

Off-track.

Can you talk to me about what you think we should do this phase?

1 Like

booo actually playing the game booooo

I look around, and I ponder:
Is there any reason for me to move my vote?

Rue doesn’t want to be voted.
I am already voting Wazza.
Nobody else looks more towny than those two.

Lucky, my scumread, made a case on Aelin.
I don’t care. It’s not Hell Phase.
I townread Aelin, but I don’t townread her enough to send her to heaven.

lol and dota are trolling, so interacting with them is pretty much useless.

Gorta is Gorta’ing-- well actually, he’s townreading me, so I townread him back for that.

I don’t trust Hippo one bit based on Derps’ spew. I will not let Hippo enter my townread for the most childish reason, and I don’t mind it.

Moose is a newbie whom nobody pays much attention to because newbie privilege.

Kiiruma is multi-tasking by coping with sadness, which screws over everyone attempting to interact him, regardless of his alignment.


I feel like the longer I play this game, the more I understand how it feels to be eevee. Except I actually have more free time than eevee.


Ah, right.
I still have to do a VCA on Derps, don’t I?

NGL, I feel like I can postpone this task for about 24 more hours, and nobody would nor could give two cents about it.
Y’know. Because it’s Heaven Phase and all.

Ya. I reached my post quota a long time ago.
I don’t see the need to be the one to start an interaction.
I’ll just leave the thread be for a long, long time.

wgat about your girlfriend?

dota is but what do you think about my reads

You made reads?

i respect You

You see my plan was to post a bunch of memes when I was guaranteed to go to heaven since I had many picture ideas in my mind

I had you town at the start of the game for your first few posts talking about not caring about Hell phase but Heaven phase so that we can send towns and lower numbers of sending town to Hell. Felt like town intentions initially.

However it was mech posts and you didn’t do much post that, you just disappeared, and those posts could be decently easy to do as scum because it’s just mech. So that was why I had you at the bottom of my town lists for just low towntelling.

I don’t remember you doing that much at all the rest of Day 1.

Then Day 2 starts and you instantly just campaign to be sent to Heaven with a powerpoint presentation and everything.

At one point, I’m thinking “Will she do this as scum?” because low key I kind of feel like that’s a complete dirty move if you did this as scum and I’d be kind of mad, not gonna lie.

But the fact that when people are questioning you, like Aelin was talking to you earlier, you’re acting like you don’t understand the concept of “Actually towntell to deserve to be townread and sent to Heaven” you just keep saying “How am I supposed to prove that I’m town?” as if you just started playing mafia yesterday.

I’m still debating on sending you to Heaven, it’s not a definite “no” but if I could send you to Heaven easily and you are town it makes this game easier for me because you’re a slot that’s done nothing useful.
But if you’re mafia that just did nothing but a dirty move and I send you to Heaven after telling myself to stop giving you easy passes, in a game that I want to have a great game in, then I’m going to be extremely pissed off.

but y’all lost it all

yes. how did you manage to miss it i have like the smallest iso

okay but I’m town so your point is incorrect

yeah
this

and i think we should send seth ngl
wazza can meme and powerpoint all she wants but even though it was beautiful bottom line i don’t feel comfortable sending someone who tries for it that badly
and also i think we need to get on track but i realize that’s rich coming from me

1 Like

I like REALLY think Porscha is town.