that’s a statistical amomaly produced by the fact that i take my victims out to ice cream before forcefully drowning them in a half full bathtub
That’s what I thought at the time.
The correlation between ice cream and drowning is, of course, good weather.
The cooleration between ferris wheels and dying of dehydration is that you have to be alive to go on a ferris wheel, and you need to die of dehydration by being alive first
why is it everytime i think your seduction will kill you you get away with it
i feel like i am cursed
whats that one gif
im too tired to find it
and i am blessed
i feel you are not blessed but a curse on those around you by seducing random monsters and constantly getting away with it for some random reason
Silviu sent me this.
why do i get the overwhelming presence i am about to be stabbed
it feels like someone seduced a serial killer whos coming to stab me
did you know that moving your head 180 degrees while i am directly behind you increases your chance of a stress related injury by 500%