he’d have to pay me too, you understand.
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i finally love capitalism
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my limb removing services don’t come cheap
its a real steal if you don’t include me
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id like to see you try lol
how can you remove limbs that are in six rooms at once
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have you ever slayed a six headed dragon
you fool i am one
well
you either have to kill each head one by one
or you have to light them on fire
both are equally funny
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i enjoy fire
don’t test a masochist
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oh god I’m in the body of a masochist send help
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lame
i’m in the body of a murderer
which you all seem to be ignoring
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(;
hehe
wait what
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i killed a man once
i thought you meant in game
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he was bringing some groceries back home
looks like he had kids in the car
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he looked at me and begged
begged for survival
to go home and be with the ones he loves
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i don’t have a punchline
anyway
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