You don’t want me to say the joke
say the joke
Spruce were you named after the tree you were born in
I don’t feel like being banned
note to other people
don’t eat ice cream for breakfast
then cookies for lunch
then actual food for dinner
stomach hates me
it’ll be funny
mods can’t read text so your safe
they can only read messages that are reported to them that’s a undeniable truth
plus if they die, thats it. they can’t pay anymore. if they live they can recover and pay the rest of their debt
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He shrugged again. “Their parents probably didn’t let those kids have a proper firearm. Which was probably wise, considerin’ their aim was lousy and theyd’ve blown a hole in each other before they hit one of us.”
(Spruce shrugs a lot, in part because I’m too lazy to think of other ways to indicate indifference)
so long as no one reports this message that is telling people not to report it, we are safe
i wonder why
…does your sexuality change depending upon who’s in control
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ok quick question
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actually to the best of my knowledge yes
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what the fuck
how is that not a natural question
who asks that
man idk i didn’t choose to get mentally fucked up this bad
me
“Nah,” he said. “It’d get too confusing, having a brother and two sisters all named Spruce. It’s just a common squirrel name, least where I’m from. Out west their names get kinda weird, givin’ they live in the city 'n all.”