my parents didn’t make me early enough sorry
it’s ok I hate British people so we are even
“I really, really dislike the fact that ‘blipping out of reality’ is something you can say here and have it make any modicum of sense.”
wtf did we do wrong
apart from genocide
apart from causing wars
apart from constantly raiding places and stealing their belongings
apart from bringing americans into the world
you guys made us become America
imma stop spamming now but you get the gist
I find it funny how a fucking island did that
you want the short answer or the long answer
can we nuke it
yes we can
I get the short answer what’s the long one
because
short answer: BOATS
long answer: BOATS was a funny meme from the hit FM game FAM where multiple members of each side died and it was fucking hilarious in spec chat
“I ain’t got any better way to describe it,” Spruce said, leaning back. “I guess Q might have some better ideas about the actually workings of what happened, but I ain’t a scientist. All I know is that I was walking with the rest of y’all to the arena, then when I popped inside y’all had already fought two waves of robots.”
(…okay, so magnus forgot to add me to the arena for a solid day, but ‘blipping outta reality’ is a lot more fun to say)
(bob the builder intensifies)