okay i worded that badly
do you think that’s the best i can do
the answer is no
sarcastically “Oh no, what are you gonna do, flap your wings at me a little hard?”
last time it broke peoples spines
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im not like other girls
im
quirky
(it legitimately took fk to 0hp from full would be very scared of it if i were you)
“I can do plenty of other things, don’t you worry. The Flap would be a mercy.”
definitely keep misreading that
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it’s mildly funny
ur mildly funny
that’s better than not funny
funny lookin
dysphoria go brrrr
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brrr
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(also youre playing as a literal harpy)
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of course i am
do you know how happy i’d be to be a hot male harpy irl
very happy
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meanwhile I’m over here upset I’m not a Pokémon trainer
you’re a vampire
why do people keep throwing these baseless accusations
first people accused me of looking weird
then they started accusing me of biting people
probably because you bit people and look like a shadow
lies and slander