bastard games are the single least fun games, according to my definition of bastard
if players dont have a decent expectation of how the game might work, all the fun stuff about your definition of bastard breaks
if you have fake flips in-game, and you announce fake flips are present in signups, then according to my definitions thats very much non-standard but its not bastard
this is less of a “youre wrong” thing and more of a “this is how I think I would define it” thing