Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

real

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I didn’t know you were such a doomer lmao

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I got found guilty by incitement

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I have the right to be doomer

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I was the attorney.

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fellas, is it fanfiction if you wrote the original?

assassin and prince are the same person

Lore

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Prince jailed themselves :wowee: .

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she hasn’t heard of books

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Imagine reading a book in 2024.

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I don’t need to imagine. Hongloumeng

I was playing a game of wolvesville the other day with somebody I met
“I’m going to head out to read”
“How old are you? Who the fuck reads books for enjoyment?”

:sob:

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THEY SHOULD BE READING DREAM OF THE RED CHAMBER.

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I have toast. In the toaster. Getting cold. But I’m too tired to move and get it…

I think I can do it if I just like consciously control every movement

you are now manually blinking

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May can you ban chloe

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Yeah and manually chaining together every individual leg movement to walk

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one time i put some pop tarts in the toaster and then forgot about them and took a 2 hour nap. then i was like “damn im hungry” and went upstairs and ate the pop tarts that had been out for like 2 hours. they were good af

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Like when I’m tired I can’t think “stand up” and stand up I have to lift knee 1
outstretch leg 1 place leg 1 on ground lift 2 outsretch leg 2 lean forward place weight into feet lift off ground