Dear Katze,
I hope this message finds you well. Winter is starting and the cold will soon set in. I hope there will be lots of snow! But I digress.
I’m glad you brought this up because I’d like to get in front of this scandal before it blows out of proportion. Yes, it is true that I call myself Frog, but that is nothing more than an acronym for:
F- Frog
R- Is
O - Pineapple
G
Now with that out of the way, the next order of business if whether my lack of reading excludes me from being able to participate. I may not be the most literate pineapple, but what I lack in reading I more than make up for in omniscience. My third eye tells me everything important that I should be aware of. For example, I know that I must post between 5 and 50 times a day, and that the next person to sign up will be Town. So you see, it’s all in the bag, as it were. :)
Eagerly Awaiting Your Approval,
Frog