The citrus fruit are here

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yeah probably

but dw, i’m here and i’m much cooler than she is
people call us so similar we could be the same person so you probably won’t even recognize the difference

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Are you guys actually twins?

I happen to know another person that is a twin with somebody of the opposite gender.

Welp, I worded that very badly

i’m only saying this outright because of the severity of what was supposed to be a joke

but since i can be as obvious as i want and people still won’t get it
i’m, like, literally Appel

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anyway this serves as a good lesson to not pull serious pranks because people cannot read the subtext lol

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Oops :broken_heart:

Sorry, I literally thought that oh wow I didn’t know appel had a twin! And then never question beneath the surface.

wtf

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can’t believe people believed this, coming out a coma you’ve been in for over a year is so insanely improbable. after a few weeks ~nobody makes it out

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i mean it seemed like most people didn’t believe at first but i don’t think ppl are really gonna be like “um no you’re lying” when they insist it wasn’t a joke

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I’ll one up you. Homer Simpson has been in a coma since the April Fool’s episode, and that’s why the later seasons became way more ridiculous than the early seasons.

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I didn’t want to pry :skull:

if they’re a coward yes

yeah. hence why i started trying to make it obvious once i saw it started going too far ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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maybe one day i’ll tell the greatest lie, but it being about coma is not one i’ll see through to the end. my bad

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what

OH

im so dumb

isnt being in a comma totally normal though

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