The Worst Setup in History - TOWN AND ACERERAK THE ADMIRAL WIN!

i assume they are in here to make this game as painful as possible

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Soweli for these (though after thinking about it more I’m less sure*)
this because it’s kinda throwing out a broad accusation in a way that W!Soweli likely wouldn’t do as they’re less confident

*after thinking more I’m like ā€œok but making a broad accusation also makes it way less of something they’re commiting to and more of something that’s fine as a passing remarkā€ but I think it’s still >rand true

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Jarek can prove t3 was wrong btw

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did T3 talk in main chat during whisper?

Not that
I can deny other theories probably

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oh?

Also taking guinea pig experiment suggestions

I have some knowledge of what ocurred, not complete, and again, lying darkness

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skibidi

wrong about what
did I miss something

oh the standard thing in a bastard game is voting out the host, that’s been tradition since forever

given that this is The Worst Setupā„¢ i am going to guess it’s bait and we actually get fucked over for voting the host

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oh wait you mean this

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first

anyway

VOTE: beancat

goodbye

those posts read jokey to me, not serious

although i did like her paranoia about whispers possibly being anticlaimable

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A quick note about WW theory and how I will play this game. Note that the arguments and facts presented here are indisputable, and that I will not engage in arguments about them, because those arguments are you wasting everyone else’s time about meta that is well and comprehensively established. Go make reads so we can read you.

I’ve reflected on my role and realized that there is a GTO play for me in this game, and therefore I am compelled to pursue it. I am going to brute force my taintedness immediately upon the opening of the thread.

I am hard-claiming, and I will never be rescinding. I am the lying darkness. When it becomes prudent I will provide my teammates.

Benefits:

  1. I will survive today: I do not believe the villagers are able to kill me today, because it is so objectively unlikely that I would ever do this as the lying darkness. I believe that this decision reduces the importance of the lying darkness cover to be provided by all of you to the point of it being negligible. The villagers have already been outplayed, as it were.

  2. I’m lock tainted: All of you already know I’m lock tainted, because it is so objectively unlikely that I would do this as a villager. You know this for at least two reasons. First, this is the easiest, lowest-stress, lowest-demand game to villager in that I’ve ever played in (except for turbos). I have no need to complicate my life, as a villager, by open-claiming on thread open, when all Ihave to do is provide like a C-level village game to probably win. This is the rare instance where you literally [i]know[i] that I have a billion other options as a villager, AND that I would pursue probably ALL of
    them before pursuing this. Second, I engage in FPS exceedingly commonly, which necessarily means that I know that this will not look WEIRD and SHOCKING to you. There is no merit to a villager play that does not instantly generate WEIRD and SHOCKED responses that I would be obligated to finesse and manage for the remainder of the game. As a wolf, which I am, the burden is totally on you to not **** up and nightkill me. Makes my life super awesome.

  3. There are only 10 players you need to taint, rather than 11: I have already provided a ā€œfreeā€ claim of me in a game with a mere 21 players. Our win equity is dramatically improved by my tainting being entirely off the table for the entire game.

Conclusion:

The burden of sound reasoning is now entirely upon you. I am the lying darkness, and thus a wolf, and thus lock-tainted. The game is immediately simpler than it would otherwise have been, because of my decision. Now, let us enjoy that benefit and win the game.

Also, to preempt a lengthy and pointless discussion.

It is NOT dumb to ponder this post and convince yourself of its wisdom. That is your obligation as a wolf, and I encourage you to think it over for as long as it takes to quell your (initially valid but ultimately unnecessary) concerns.

It IS dumb to, AFTER doing that pondering, conclude that I’m ā€œneutralā€ or ā€œvillagery.ā€ That is legitimately stupid, and I won’t entertain it. ONE of the reasons it is a stupid conclusion is that the upside of this play as a villager is absolutely DWARFED by the upside of this play as a wolf. There is no equivalency between the EV gain for wolf-me in this position and villager-me in this position. They’re universes apart. That means I wouldn’t DO the poorer option of the two (by extension, village-me also wouldn’t BELIEVE that I could convince the entire game of the truth of these assertions for the entire game, which as an end-game wolf I would have to believe if this strategem were to be worth pursuing). A SECOND reason that conclusion is stupid is that the EV bonus of oding this as a villager is COMPLETELY DWARFED by me baseline village EV anyway. Anything that complicates my villaging life is RIDICULOUSLY stupid for me to do, given that my villaging life is ALREADY one of the smoothest, highest expectation villaging lives in WW history anyway. A THIRD reason that conclusion is stupid is that you would probably have to worry about being EXPLOITED by this gambit in order to get there. However, I have NEVER engaged in this, or any similar, gambit in my entire career, meaning that if there IS exploitation to be had with this play, it is in FUTURE GAMES, not this game. For these reasons, pressuring me is extremely villagery and should not be engaged in by any wolf, ever, in this game. There will be no less productive pursuit than that in this game.

Sucks for the village when meta is wielded this brutally, but my allegiance is plain and my strategy perfect. Get #rekt.

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i love mafia

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im all here for the midlife crisis arc

one more incredibly stupid setup idea that will never come to fruition: a wolf controlled account named BeIIatrix (with her consent)

didn’t read lock town

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