The solution to all of 2R1B’s political problems is for there to be an evil third entity that threatens to make both teams unhappy.
President/Bomber introduces a third guy in an RPS style
Bomber kills president
President kills [NAME]
and [NAME] kills the bomber
Name the 3rd faction like. Cthulhu, or something
This is aggressively stupid
keeping in the cold war theme, of course
A giant squid.
Not only have the communists infiltrated the government the lizard people have too
I would offer to write flavor, but I still have to finish that Blue Dragon thing from several months ago.
Yea
How much of that do you have written
I will steal your work, kill you and pass it off as my own if it’s >50%
President get down
Unfortunately the assassin has a bomb not a gun. Boom
mr president slowly walk to a different room
Join
Oh yeah you misheard me, it gotta go down ()
Mr president pass the bomber on the way there
Almost done; need to finish writing up the conlang part.
Unfortunately, this involves me having to create a custom keyboard to get it into Discourse.
Terror