Umineko FM: Land of the Golden Witch - Thread 1 - Days 1 & 2

OK sorry I was confused.

Oh fuck I’m the current top poster and missed my 69th post. I should shut up now.

Sorry everyone cidhsmzvdksjbxlzka

I think that’s supposed to make it difficult to claim

which is why I’m claiming it anyways
I’m like a 3p role except I’m missing a ton of information and have hard limits that aren’t provable
which kind of sucks but I think this is better than playing ā€œguess the cfdā€

katze knows im town

i did the calculations

oh are we outting as masons finally

is there a way to ISO ppl on this site

yes

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the bradposts at the start of the game are way overblown and the hostility felt unnecessary and fake

i am not sure how AI it is though because he plays a lot more feeble as scum

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oooh tyty

excuse me but
what is standard bradposting
I don’t think I know them

god dang someone finally agrees with me

i dont need a criminal lawyer, i need a criminal lawyer

probably gonna bury an obvious wolf so that i can get killed on n1 and chill in the gy for the rest of the game

Under the op/host post #1

its ok seth is gonna die n1 as the totally real ascetic doctor so u can bury my partner on d2

by bradposts i just meant posts from brad

i don’t know how i’d describe his standard townposting, this isn’t a meta read (well the last part kinda is) it’s just that his annoyance seemed faked but idk i think continuing this line of thought is futile

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand how to read BlueKang. The townplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical simping most of the jokes will go over a typical reader’s head. There’s also Brad’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these potss, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who scumread BlueKang truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Brad’s existential catchphrase ā€œ[female player] IS OBVIOUS TOWNā€ which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad’s genius wit unfolds itself on their mafia screens. What fools… how I pity them.

VOTE: spf

His annoyance isn’t faked towards memes but it’s NAI if you catch my drift