Word Match 4: Thesaurus Sadism Edition - "All According to Keikaku" Wins

story is a one sided simphood

not that im saying that you dont like her, of course you love her

but not all relationships are simphoods i think

Hm that’s fair I’m not sure my side of it is simping it’s a different dynamic? I’ll concede.

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Yeah what you said

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I’m glad we’ve litigated who does and does not simp for me

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we’ve ignored that May’s biggest simp is, in fact, May

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there’s no way marissa simps for may right. her eyes are on another

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some call this narcissism i call it based

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TRUE

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I’m extremely important

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Once Story told me I was her favourite FoLer and I was like ā€œyou’re tied for my first favourite FoLer. With meā€

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i have a respect for may’s blatantness in going about things. simp isnt a great description tho

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I don’t think we were dating at this point

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i have respect for may’s ability to sustain a conversation because i can NOT

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Marcisissim…

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theres only one i know of that marissa simps for. we all know who that is

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I can only sustain one side of a conversation. I’m very good at talking. I’m abysmally bad at letting other people talk - not just in the sense that I don’t shut up, I do shut up, I just don’t know how to shut up while also engaging and prompting the other person. I notice this constantly in everyday conversation. I don’t know how to, like, ask the proper questions. If I’m not actively talking I tend to be shut out of conversation altogether

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my bf is into cosplay and he asks me for suggestions and whenever i say incineroar its always ā€˜dude thats weird’ and ā€˜marissa stop asking’ i live in a hell world

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I know how to wait for my turn in a conversation and I know how to be interesting and engaging (to myself at least) when I’m talking alone but that ā€œactive listeningā€ kind of deal that people know how to do is witchcraft to me. I’m silent invisible or I’m podcasting. Those are my options

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I’m abysmal at letting ME talk but good at others talking to somebody else when I want to ask or tell them something

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Sometimes somebody will be talking to me and doing the prompting-me-with-followups thing and I’ll be like Wow it’s witchcraft. You’re doing witchcraft in there

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