12999th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

at the end of the day food expensive as fuck relative to even just three years ago

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yeah but you know how to swim

people have drowned by just slipping into the water

which i just told you happens

ā€¦Elaborate?

YOU HAVE TO JUST MOVE YOUR ARMS ATLAS

theres not much more to it mate people have slipped from sand into a pool of water then drowned

like back in 2021 I could get two mcchickens and a large fry for $3

now $3 doesnā€™t even buy me one mcchicken

that meal is literally how I survived the first week of my summer 2021 internship when I didnā€™t yet have a home and was living out of a motel so this is very notable to me

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theyā€™re dead litten

Why didnā€™t they move their legs and arm to float!

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because its not that easy clearly
especially when they donā€™t know how to move their arms

itā€™s very easy! Itā€™s a very big skill issue! Just move your arms!

This is the weirdest hill to die on but itā€™s a hill Iā€™ll gladly be slaughtered on! move your arms!

Is it because theyā€™re flailing their arms around and then they exhale making them less buyont and then they panic lossing energy and then they canā€™t scream or thrash around anymore and then maybe confusion settles in and

yeah, and its cost is still massively subsidized by the US taxpayer and forced carceral labor lol

Actually wait I think when people drown they donā€™t flail around like in the movies. Iā€™ve heard itā€™s more quiet to the point people just drown in pools when thereā€™s alot of people around

im literally texting someone right now who canā€™t swim

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Tell them to move their arms! And legs!

Atlas I LITERALLY know how to swim

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have you ever seen a baby fall into a pool of water