oh its so over for you dawg
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This helps from a money perspective but makes me super boring at parties
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kinda real
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Strawberries taste funky I’m not going to keep eating them
I blame my weight loss routine on me starting to enjoy water again
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Okay I’m down grading strawberries my adhd will forgot about them
bananas get an instant upgrade from me
yeah knew a guy who drunk exclusivly spirits.
bro was fucking on one constantly idk if it was all the booze he drank or some other shit goin on in his brain
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so sad I can’t drink milk anymore without getting the shits
holy fuck how is he still alive
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no he’s dead lol
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you cant have too many offensive opinions about fruits they’re all pretty tame
my parents especially my mom act like seasoning is poison, they rarely put salt and papper in food. they compliment my cooking a lot, like im some master chef, but i just put seasoning in it its not that magical 
my grandparents were also scared of salt. they didnt put salt while cooking, and served it on the table if anyone wants to put it there “in case it was too much for them”. like, they were scared that people would be scared of it
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prob picked a fight one too many times or some shit idk how he went
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Guys if I die from the tenth of a strawberry I ate tell my dog I loved him
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Alright I should dip
Y’all are too interesting
Try talking about boring shit like what [x] celebrity ate for breakfast
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It’s true I do take pleasure in taking women away from men.
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im youbutworse
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wow waht the hell? dont do it noooo
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If all the women are gone, tutuu will have only men left
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