16667th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

Did you guys know that sailors didnt wear eye patches necessarily due to losing an eye, but because they had no lighting in the lower deck of their ship, so by keeping one eye closed while out in the sun, it let it be adjusted to darkness, so when they go down they can use that eye to see better in the dark and do whatever they need to do

Also they ate cookies that were extremely hard and would break their teeth if they ate them raw, so they sogged them in grog. Grog is a mixture of water, rum and lemons

Initially sailors were given daily rewards of rum, but after captains found out that they started saving them and get wasted in one night, they started mixing it with water to prevent that. Initially it had no citrus, which was the cause of scurvy. Later they discovered that lemons fixed things, and thats how grog was invented

Back to the cookies - they ate them soaked in grog, and if they were really lucky they mixed them in chocolate pudding. The cookies often times had bugs in them - larva and eggs. So after breaking them up they tapped them down to push out the bugs before eating. Or they ate in the dark so they dont see them

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i would not define hardtack as a “cookie”

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i didnt know the bit about eyepatches though

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Biscuits. Mixing up british english (what i learnt) and american english (what i see)

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yeah fair in american english a savoury biscuit is a cracker but every time i hear biscuits in uk english it’s in reference to sweet ones

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No they’re your highness the queen’s jolly ol’ nibblesnack of crunch

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GHIOST MACHINEEEE
GHOST MACHINEEEEEEEE

yes but imo it’s one of those things that, if it bothers you, is probably easy enough to Just Do whenever you do have something to recycle and are going that way anyways

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this

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You could have just Monte Carlo-ed it.

And you think that’s… easier?

You fascinate me

the goat

I thought that the count of monte carlo is a novel written by alexander dumas about a falsely imprisoned prisoner who escapes and finds riches on an island

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no it’s an anime and its monte-cristo

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I think may got hacked by the data breachers

the may feels like a different person squint

What do I need to do to convince you I’m the same one

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That’s may

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