17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

that would be fucking cool. also i like the idea of just shitposting about the mariners in the cookie thread until it becomes obvious that i’m genuinely super invested in them winning

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ow i put my thumb on a sharp blade and faced the expected result

'm sure people would like it

i saw that Mariners-Blue Jays series live and it was one of the greatest experiences of my life

the postseason one, the wild card series where the Ms ripped off two consecutive comebacks

inb4 we just get told to make a mariners fan club thread

king felix also still holds the most recent perfecto that Counts. listen Domingo Germain’s is impressive but it is of a lesser callibre becasue it was against the fucking 2023 Oakland A’s

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it’d be like claiming Baseball History Has Been Made because you hit all home runs against the 2024 White Sox. like yes it has. but not really?

it’s certainly a different kind of history

you know i’d thought i’d put the knife down afterwards

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@Aleph you’re very interesting i like you!!! :stuck_out_tongue:

im very curious at whats your age :? but if you dont wanna share thats cool heheh

i haven’t seen this emote in a long time

homestuck?

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not homestuck do i sound anything close to @May ??? :weary:

like compare me … to may

night and day

insult to compare that

homecuck

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home-WHAT?!?!?!?

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I’m home
Homelitten

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if anyone knows itd be you

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LILITH WHAT DOES THAT MEAN :scream_cat: :scream_cat: :scream_cat:

i wonder

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