what the fuck
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and i just realized i was doing this
youāre not the first one to do this
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pls leave my wife alone
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cool
your what
may i repeat
[anakin skywalker but trans voice] i will bring peaceā¦ securityā¦ freedomā¦ and loveā¦ to my new wife
[obi-wan kenobi trying his best to be supportive] YOUR NEW WIFE?
waffles and bathwater is somehow worse than jessās macaroni and ketchup opinion
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SHE DID IT WHEN SHE WAS A KID
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when iām in a terrible food takes competition and my opponent is a mafia player
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i donāt think iāve ever regretted embarrassing my wife more than i regret posting that tidbit
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uh huh
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she should start calling you nbowie more to make up for it
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OOOH MY GOD
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Idk why but my computer mouse is suddenly warm today.
When I woke up it was warm but I figured it would cool down or something.
Itās evening now and it has not cooled down.
congratsss chloeee 
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did you bond over your music tastes in pandoraās music league game? i swear that game was the reason you two got together
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you never told us that 
(unless u did and i forgot)
lmao no but actually pretty close
we both hang out in the MU #music channel and listen to walrus reveals and stuff
i invited her to the music league
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