Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

i dont call you a gayass publically alot. i have however privately…
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Using my omnipresence, I can determine that May’s called you a gayass 45 times. She’s got to get those numbers up.

she should. youre right magnus

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maygnus

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sorry i actually said this at 3:22 58 minutes ago. gg

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Aw damn I’m sorry about forgetting our special nicknames for each other, I’ve just been too deeply concerned about my stolen passport to really flirt with you
Someone stole my passport, by the way. I think Magnus took it

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ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

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you win okay
you win

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May losing? What a shock.

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i cannot believe you and jaiden are married

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We aren’t

we’re hydra married

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ok but we’re legally sis-
oh

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also we discussed it and youre may’s hydra-sister-in-law

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okay got it

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what archetype of sister-in-law am i

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or just inlaws in general idrc

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Why may, what large ears you have

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youre my twin. i think that makes you my twin

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fair

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