20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

chirp chirp

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54/26+/14/14/5/0

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Final tally 109. I think this is likely overestimating because the guy always pours approximately then overstates (b/c better to be drinking less than you think) but the volume of liquor we got through was large

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I think at least 2 handles of vodka were consumed? And then some triple sec and root beer schnapps. So that’d track.

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(I’m going to talk around and try to seriously get 54 a fucking intervention or some shit I’m sincerely very concerned about his long-term health)

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i can only assume A Dead End to the Ocean’s Aroma is playing in the background

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Like dude’s clearly overcounting to some degree but the vodka undeniably was there and is no longer and he undeniably was on the floor for a while. And he values being put-together a lot so that’s bad. Remind me tomorrow

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Not kidding somebody put on the Hamilton soundtrack to irritate everybody while we were Mario Kart and he knew all the words

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tbf knowing all the words to hamilton is like. normal for people who were alive in 2015

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:hmmyes:

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i ordered a pepper spray. im never leaving without it. i googled and its illegal in a ton of countries, or has regulations or requires a license. im happy that there are no such things here, they just sell it online or at stores to anyone, no questions asked

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and if i move countries (and i hope i will) i will make sure to research what are the legal self-defense tools i can carry in that country and immediately get them

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working out to get stronger to then use my knuckles as a bludgeoning weapons is more effort and more dangerous than using a tool. i can cheat and just get a tool. pretty sly

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I win.

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I mean, you could also work out if only for improving your own self-image.

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I think too highly of people’s abstinence abilities

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[i forgot word for that]

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Sobriety.

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work out to feel happier!!!

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endorphins no joke

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