20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

running has made me much less sad and angry

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had a dream that I woke up from a coma in late may and a significant portion of the world was dead. My parents explained the situation to me and then it was revealed that they were also dead and I, a living being, have the ability to interact and touch things on the ghostly plane. One of my sisters (the dead one) shown me around because I was able to enter places only accessible by ghosts despite being alive. They’re rather busy down there. It’s kind of a constant party except theres an element of social credit and if you fail certain tasks youre basically doomed. alot of it was just ghosts bringing me to other ghosts saying “look at this man. this motherfucker is alive. look tell them to grab your arm. crazy right”

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Magical girl transformation where you chug three cans of beer.

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where i live we just carry actual weapons

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Is everything going alright on this front?

I just drafted a message and I’m looking over it before I send it

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He doesn’t have specifically a drinking problem he has a suffering problem. Sleeps and eats too little, works out until he can’t move, takes too many classes, stabs himself in the hand with a pen. He’s showing off how much he can endure and that’s not healthy

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Is it a need to prove himself?

Yes. He has a bit about how he’s Not Human and an Eldritch Being and that’s why he doesn’t eat or sleep and can drink so much. And that’s why he stabbed himself in the hand. It’s about looking strong and scaring other people

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He’s generally on the quieter side and extremely polite. He has a thing about how everyone forgets when they first met him. This is like. How he gets attention.

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out of curisoity do you analyse us to your irls or is there another third community for that

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I do not analyse you to them. You are older friends so you take priority. If I were worried about one of you I’d go to my Blaseball friends or perhaps even ye olde BlogClan friends. I did tell one of them about the number of shots poll (the one who doesn’t drink) b/c it was really funny but that’s it

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damn

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It does loop around eventually, if I’m worried about my 2015 warriorcats friends I’ll go to newer ones because I have no other choice. And it’s not strictly linear. But that’s usually my first instinct, up the chain of command

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Synthesizing a May out of QBCord people (Chef’s got a really similar way of approaching life in general).

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insert joke about how i analyze everyone and post it to the dark web

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sorry. you’re all being tuman showed

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The four people watching my stream when I finally leave my room in the season finale:

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well no it’s less like that and more like fol is a grand experiment but

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Add Severance to the list of shows my dad has dropped.