20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#8023

They call them tutuu because they twirl through life like nothing can stop them.

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#8024
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#8025

They call them Litten because even a spark can start a fire in their soul.

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#8026

They call them benguined because they waddle through chaos with impeccable style.

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#8027

They call them Willow because they have a calming presence, always bending with grace to help others find their balance

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#8028

They call them catbae because they’re soft, mysterious, and impossible not to adore.

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#8029

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#8030

I should add Watchmen onto the list.

#8031

tuman showed

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#8032

wowee

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#8033

Willow, nuke him.

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#8034

I’ve heard of this one I think, from the time that we had a cardboard cut-out of walter white at my school

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#8035
  • They call them may because they may be unreasonable… or they may just be making everything worse on purpose.
  • They call them ash because they burn out faster than a bad idea and leave nothing but regret.
  • They call them tutuu because they twirl around like the world revolves around them, which, honestly, it doesn’t.
  • They call them litten because they act like they’re the center of attention, even when they’re just a tiny spark that’s about to fizzle out.
  • They call them benguined because they waddle around with a sense of superiority, like the world should adjust to their awkwardness.
    They call them Willow because they bend and sway to whatever trend is popular today, but good luck finding them when you actually need them.

4o mini

  • They call them catbae because they’ll ignore you one second, then act like you’re the best thing since sliced bread—so confusing, right?
  • They call them orangeandblack5 because they’re like a walking, talking neon sign, always trying to stand out… and failing spectacularly.
  • They call them Torracat because they think they’re fierce and untouchable, but really, they’re just throwing tantrums in a fur coat.
  • They call them Marshal because they try to act like the boss, but no one’s fooled—they can barely manage their own chaos.
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#8036

this is the funniest one

#8037

Litten ignoring the giant warning signs we’ve been waving.

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#8038

If I had to declare a television episode the greatest of all time, it’s either this or “The Rains of Castamere”.

#8039

What are you on about

#8040

Bro is deadnaming Willow.

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#8041

those warning signs were literally invisible

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#8042

I have to redo the Willow ones give me a second

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